Archive for September, 2020
Wednesday, September 30th, 2020
Headline: “Undecided Voter Says Trump Acted Like ‘a Crackhead’ During Debate, Will Now Back Biden”
The presidency’s been defiled
By the Donald, a petulant child,
Whose debate-style is rude
And disruptive, vile, crude–
Like a crackhead, but even more wild.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Debating Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Joe Biden
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Monday, September 28th, 2020
Headline: “‘The president thinks his best case is made in urine’: Biden campaign mocks Trump’s drug-testing demand”
“Joe’s demented,” says Trump about Biden.
“With that brain, he should NOT be presidin’.
While debatin’ I’ll best him;
If not, we must test him
For drugs. Then we’ll know what he’s hidin’.”
Tags: Campaign Humor, Debating Humor, Donald Trump, Drug Tests, Election 2020, Joe Biden
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Wednesday, September 23rd, 2020
Trump has plenty of gilt, but no guilt.
He is shameless and stands at a tilt.
He jilted his wives.
On chaos he thrives.
And his character’s shoddily built.
Tags: Donald Trump, President Trump
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Tuesday, September 22nd, 2020
“Toobin: McConnell engaging in ‘greatest act of hypocrisy in American political history’ with Ginsburg replacement vote”
I despise all the brazen hypocrisy
From Republican pols. Seems democracy
Has been callously cast
Aside. I’m aghast
At their theo-and-corpora-tocracy.
Tags: Donald Trump, GOP Hypocrisy, Lindsey Graham, Mitch McConnell, Republican Hypocrisy, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, U.S. Supreme Court
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Saturday, September 19th, 2020
I’m too sad to write humorous verse;
Things have gone from horrendous to worse.
R. I. P. RBG!
You’ll be much missed by me,
As I watch Mitch McConnell and curse.
Tags: Donald Trump, Mitch McConnell, Moscow Mitch, Notorious RBG, RBG, Ruth Bader Ginsburg
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Wednesday, September 16th, 2020
Headline: “Biden on Trump’s Attack on Him for Not Introducing Mask Mandate: ‘To Be Clear, I Am Not Currently President’”
“Where’s the national mandate for masks
Biden promised to give us?” Trump asks.
For logic, I mourn,
Cuz I sure could have sworn
That’s among Donald’s President-tasks.
Tags: COVID-19, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Joe Biden, Mask Mandate, Pandemic
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Mask Mandate Madness (Limerick)
Tuesday, September 15th, 2020
Headline: “Trump ignores science at dangerous indoor rally”
Donald’s base should start writing their wills,
Cuz he feeds on large audience thrills;
Crammed together indoors,
Scanty masks, chair-filled floors.
Donald Trump doesn’t care whom he kills.
Tags: Anti-Science, Campaign 2020, Campaign Humor, COVID-19, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Satire, Health, Pandemic, Presidential Campaign Humor
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Tuesday, September 8th, 2020
Ante up, if you’re anti the guy
In the White House. You surely know why:
If we fail to vote out
That liar and lout,
Bid all that is good a goodbye.
Tags: Campaign, Campaign 2020, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor
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Friday, September 4th, 2020
Headline: “Trump: Americans Who Died in War Are ‘Losers’ and ‘Suckers’”
Here’s the latest Trump quote from accusers:
The wounded and war dead are “Losers.”
You enlist? You’re a “Sucker.”
That’s Donald the Schmuck –er–
Muck-Spreader and King of Abusers.
Tags: Donald Trump, Enlistees, Losers, Suckers, Veterans, War Dead, War Wounded
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Thursday, September 3rd, 2020
Headline: “Trump Committed Felony Urging Supporters to Vote Twice”
Donald Trump told supporters: “Vote twice,”
Which is awful, unlawful advice.
His words aren’t just flawed;
He’s encouraging fraud.
Yet another Trump crime with no price.
Tags: Campaign 2020, Crime Humor, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Voter Fraud
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