Senators Quiet and Unplugged (Not a Gag!)
Headline: “No escape: Senators to be quiet, unplugged for Trump trial”
Juror-Senators told to be quiet?
Might as well be commanded to diet.
Keeping mum ain’t their thing.
Self-restraint’s bound to sting.
(So will jail should they opt to defy it.)
Tags: Donald Trump, Impeachment, Republican Senate, Senate Impeachment Trial