“Moscow Mitch” Revisited (Limerick)
Headline: “A very annoyed Mitch McConnell would like everyone to stop calling him ‘Moscow Mitch'”
When the name “Moscow Mitch” is deployed,
Mitch McConnell is vexed and annoyed:
It’s “not fair” — not a keeper.
(He’s fine with “Grim Reaper.”)
Where his conscience should be, there’s a void.
Tags: Donald Trump, Grim Reaper, Mitch McConnell, Moscow Mitch
