Archive for July, 2019
Tuesday, July 30th, 2019
Some stories cry out for a limerick:
“The hashtag #MoscowMitchMcTreason began trending on Twitter Tuesday morning after Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) fired back against the nickname ‘Moscow Mitch’ in a fiery speech from the Senate floor.
“MSNBC host Joe Scarborough, a former GOP lawmaker, dubbed McConnell ‘Moscow Mitch’ after McConnell on Friday blocked two election security measures.”
Mitch McConnell’s new name makes him twitch
And complain; he’s been dubbed “Moscow Mitch.”
I’m surprised that he’s peeved
And not rather relieved;
Trump’s received the much worse “Putin’s Bitch.”
Tags: Donald Trump, Joe Scarborough, Mitch McConnell, Moscow Mitch, Putin's Bitch
Posted in Mitch McConnell, Political Limericks | 1 Comment »
Tuesday, July 23rd, 2019
No matter what Democrats do,
We’ll be labelled a socialist crew.
Don’t deny or adapt;
By such spews, don’t be trapped.
And, instead, to your conscience be true.
Tags: Democrats, Name Calling, Socialism Satire
Posted in Campaign Humor, Democrats Humor, Election Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire | Comments Off on Open Limerick To Democratic Pols
Sunday, July 21st, 2019
There’s no doubt that the Donald’s a racist.
Both he and his base are the basest.
Trump misleads by example.
His evils are ample.
He’s of all of our pols the disgracest.
Tags: Donald Trump, Race Bait, Race Baiting
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Racism Limerick, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on The Trumpy Basics (Limerick)
Saturday, July 20th, 2019
Headline: “Trump Disavows His Disavowal”
Stay tuned for Trump’s disavowal of his disavowal of his disavowal.
*****
Disavowals by Trump can’t be trusted.
If needed, they’ll soon be adjusted;
When he faces his base,
Red meat is his ace.
So do NOT be appeased. Be disgusted!
Tags: Base Bait, Disavowals, Race Bait, Red Meat, Trump, Trump Base
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trumpy Disavowals (Limerick)
Friday, July 19th, 2019
Headline: “Iran denies Trump claim that US destroyed drone over Gulf”
Donald claims that we downed Iran’s drone,
But Iran doesn’t grumble or groan.
No, instead it denies
It was hit in the skies;
When two liars face off … nothing’s known.
Tags: Donald Trump, Drones, Iran, Liars
Posted in GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on When The President’s A Liar…
Friday, July 12th, 2019
Headline: “Paul Ryan: Trump ‘didn’t know anything about government’ and ‘I wanted to scold him all the time'”
Craven Ryan is finally “brave,”
Slamming Donald, the President/Knave.
When it mattered, he’d cower.
Now Paul’s out of power;
Missed his op to stop Donald’s crime wave.
Tags: Donald Trump, Paul Ryan
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Paul Ryan, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Paul Ryan’s Belated Trump Critique (Limerick)
Tuesday, July 9th, 2019
I’m often inclined to admonish
The Donald; his actions astonish.
Trump’s the King of “Fake News,”
But I’d never accuse
Him of being the slightest bit “donnish.”
Thanks to Dictionary.com’s Word of the Day feature, I now know that “donnish” means bookish and pedantic.
Tags: Dictionary.com, Donald Trump, Donnish, Language Humor, Language Satire, Word of the Day, WOTD
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Language Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Thursday, July 4th, 2019
Donald’s pulling out all of the stops,
Treating tanks and our troops just like props;
Using taxpayer cash,
He’s subverting this bash
To flex his tyrannical chops.
Trump’s despoiling the 4th; he’s hell-bent
On saluting himself; this event
Is to boost reelection.
He fears our rejection.
Let’s make sure that to prison he’s sent.
Tags: Campaign 2020, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Fourth Of July, Independence Day, July 4th, Military Parade, Troops
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Holidays Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on A Trumpian 4th (2-Verse Limerick)
