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Losing Mattis Matters (Limerick)

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James Mattis held Donald at bay.
But alas, the man’s going away
Way before he had planned,
Because Trump felt unmanned
And said “Leave now!” (Trump-petulance-play.)

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2 Responses to “Losing Mattis Matters (Limerick)”

  1. Mike Moulton says:
    January 6, 2019 at 7:47 am

    With arms crossed and face turning red,
    His lips pursed and shaking his head,
    With Mattis now fired,
    And Kelly retired,
    Who’ll change Trump’s diaper instead?

  2. Mike Moulton says:
    January 6, 2019 at 7:48 am

    Throwing Mattis under a bus
    Trump created a fuss.
    But without supervision,
    His Syrian decision
    Was made to please Putin not us.