James Mattis held Donald at bay.
But alas, the man’s going away
Way before he had planned,
Because Trump felt unmanned
And said “Leave now!” (Trump-petulance-play.)
With arms crossed and face turning red,
His lips pursed and shaking his head,
With Mattis now fired,
And Kelly retired,
Who’ll change Trump’s diaper instead?
With arms crossed and face turning red,
His lips pursed and shaking his head,
With Mattis now fired,
And Kelly retired,
Who’ll change Trump’s diaper instead?
Throwing Mattis under a bus
Trump created a fuss.
But without supervision,
His Syrian decision
Was made to please Putin not us.