Headline: “Trump Blasts ‘Little Adam Schitt’”
Boorish Trump nicknames Schiff “Adam Schitt.”
(His idea of a comedy bit?)
Churlish Donald emits
Sundry vulgar, cheap hits,
Passing juvenile schtick off as wit.
Archive for November, 2018
Trump. v. Schiff (Limerick)
Monday, November 19th, 2018Trump To Finally Visit California (Limerick)
Thursday, November 15th, 2018Headline: “Trump to visit California as wildfire death toll rises”
California is Donald Trump’s bane,
But the Donald is planning to feign
Some warmth for the victims
(Those vile White House dictums!)
Unless he’s a victim of rain.
The GOP Draws The Wrong Conclusions (Limerick)
Thursday, November 15th, 2018Headline: “McCarthy Blames Loss of House on ‘Historical Trends’”
Don’t expect any rueful admissions
To explain the Dem’s House seat additions.
No the GOP bends
The truth, blaming trends;
Not its actions and dreadful positions.
Trump’s Post-Election Trauma (Limerick)
Thursday, November 15th, 2018Poor Donald is mad and depressed.
He’s failing the test to “Be Best.”
Stocks are fueling his pique.
Wall-dough funding looks bleak…
And just wait till he’s under arrest.
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(ALTERNATIVE VERSIONS)
Poor Donald is mad and depressed.
He’s failing the test to “Be Best.”
Mueller’s fueling his pique.
Wall-dough funding looks bleak…
And just wait till he’s under arrest.
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Poor Donald’s becoming depressed.
He’s missing his usual zest.
Things with Mueller look bleak,
Which accounts for his pique…
And just wait till he’s under arrest.
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Poor Donald’s becoming depressed.
He’s missing his usual zest.
The election last week
Might account for his pique…
But just wait till he’s under arrest.
Election Stress (Limerick)
Sunday, November 4th, 2018Headline: “There’s Plenty To Stress Over In The ‘Anxiety Election'”
I’m nervous! I’m anxious! I’m stressed!
Leave the house? That entails getting dressed!
Pre-Election Day tension;
Fear, anger, dissension!
I might just pull a “Baldwin.” Need rest!
GOP Indecency (Limerick)
Friday, November 2nd, 2018Donald Trump and his GOP peers
Are exploiting our cultural fears,
Using tactics divisive
And vilely derisive;
Throwing decency out on its ears.
