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Trump’s Post-Election Trauma (Limerick)

Poor Donald is mad and depressed.
He’s failing the test to “Be Best.”
Stocks are fueling his pique.
Wall-dough funding looks bleak…
And just wait till he’s under arrest.

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(ALTERNATIVE VERSIONS)

Poor Donald is mad and depressed.
He’s failing the test to “Be Best.”
Mueller’s fueling his pique.
Wall-dough funding looks bleak…
And just wait till he’s under arrest.
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Poor Donald’s becoming depressed.
He’s missing his usual zest.
Things with Mueller look bleak,
Which accounts for his pique…
And just wait till he’s under arrest.

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Poor Donald’s becoming depressed.
He’s missing his usual zest.
The election last week
Might account for his pique…
But just wait till he’s under arrest.

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2 Responses to “Trump’s Post-Election Trauma (Limerick)”

  1. Jannpoet says:
    November 18, 2018 at 3:53 pm

    I do like this one Madeleine.

  2. madkane says:
    November 18, 2018 at 4:22 pm

    Thanks very much!