Election Stress (Limerick)
Headline: “There’s Plenty To Stress Over In The ‘Anxiety Election'”
I’m nervous! I’m anxious! I’m stressed!
Leave the house? That entails getting dressed!
Pre-Election Day tension;
Fear, anger, dissension!
I might just pull a “Baldwin.” Need rest!
Tags: Donald Trump, Election Day, Election Humor, Election Limerick
Exponentially Offputting
Hillary’s basket is not plateauing,
Moreover, it appears to be growing;
Deplorable or worse,
Can’t be described in verse;
But it’s enough to induce upthrowing.
Fake is Everywhere
Her pleas, always hard to refuse,
And yet they could be a sly ruse.
Wask she lonely or sick?
Or was it feline shtick?
Oh, yes! I know now: ‘Twas fake mews.