Guns Don’t Kill People; Doors Kill People (Limerick)

Headline: “Texas shooting renews debate about American school design”

The gun-loving NRA faction
Creatively thwarts gun-law action.
Students down on all fours
Dodging death? It blames doors:
Prevent murder by entrance contraction.

Tags: Gun Bans, Gun Control, Gun Humor, Gun Lobby, NRA, School Safety

This entry was posted on Sunday, May 20th, 2018 at 4:41 pm and is filed under Education Limerick, Firearms & Guns Humor, GOP Humor, NRA Limerick, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.

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