Archive for May, 2018
Tuesday, May 29th, 2018
Headline: “GOP Lawmaker Blames Porn for School Shootings”
What’s to blame for school shootings? It’s “porn.”
So says Tennessee’s Black, with much scorn
For the Dems who’d curb guns.
Lame excuse? Rs have tons;
GOP — where insanity’s born.
Tags: Congressional Republicans, Diane Black, GOP Humor, GOP Idiocy, Gun Violence, NRA, Pornography, RNC Humor, School Safety, School Shootings, School Violence, Tennessee
Posted in GOP Humor, NRA Limerick, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, RNC Humor | Comments Off on The Worst Excuse Yet For Gun Violence (Limerick)
Tuesday, May 29th, 2018
Roseanne’s tweets are a vile, putrid sump,
So her network has opted to dump
The reboot. She’s expelled
And ironically held
To a much higher standard than Trump.
Tags: Donald Trump, President Trump, Roseanne Barr, Social Media, Twitter Humor
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Twitter, White House | Comments Off on Roseanne Reboot Booted (Limerick)
Sunday, May 27th, 2018
Trump dishonors the war dead via Memorial Day Weekend tweets:
On Twitter, Trump’s plaintive today.
To prepare for tomorrow? No way!
It’s not war dead he mourns,
But a “witch hunt” he scorns —
Selfish, petulant Trump on display!
Tags: Donald Trump, Memorial Day, Robert Mueller, Russia Investigation, Russia Probe, Social Media, Trump Collusion, Twitter Humor
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, Social Media Satire, Twitter, White House | Comments Off on Our Petulant President (Limerick)
Thursday, May 24th, 2018
The summit with Kim is a fail
Cuz The Donald’s decided to bail.
Yes the meeting’s been tossed,
But not all has been lost;
The Commem’rative Coin’s still for sale.
Tags: Commemorative Coin, Donald Trump, Kim Jong Un, North Korea, Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, North Korea, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Wednesday, May 23rd, 2018
Headline: “Rudy: Trump Might Commit Perjury Because ‘Truth Is Relative’”
If anyone calls you a liar
And asserts that your pants are on fire,
Quote Rudy and say:
“Truth us relative.” Hey,
That’s the Donald’s defense. Take a flyer!
Tags: Donald Trump, Rudy Giuliani, Truth Humor, Truthiness
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Rudy Giuliani, White House | Comments Off on Rudy’s Creative Lawyering (Limerick)
Wednesday, May 23rd, 2018
Headline: “Trump can’t block users on Twitter, federal judge rules”
Poor Trump! How he hates to be mocked
By mean tweets! So he angrily blocked
The accounts of those writers,
Who sued cuz they’re fighters,
And won. Snowflake Donald is focked.
Tags: Donald Trump, First Amendment, Free Speech, Public Forum, Social Media Humor, Twitter Humor, Twitter Limericks
Posted in Constitution Humor, Donald Trump, Free Speech, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Twitter, White House | 2 Comments »
Sunday, May 20th, 2018
Headline: “Texas shooting renews debate about American school design”
The gun-loving NRA faction
Creatively thwarts gun-law action.
Students down on all fours
Dodging death? It blames doors:
Prevent murder by entrance contraction.
Tags: Gun Bans, Gun Control, Gun Humor, Gun Lobby, NRA, School Safety
Posted in Education Limerick, Firearms & Guns Humor, GOP Humor, NRA Limerick, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Guns Don’t Kill People; Doors Kill People (Limerick)
Friday, May 18th, 2018
Headline: “New Trump Administration Rule Will Force Doctors to Stop Saying “Abortion””
Planned Parenthood hit once again
Via “gag rule?” Seems Trump has a yen
To use power and wealth
To impair women’s health.
Gals could die from the stroke of his pen.
Tags: Abortion Rights, Birth Control, Family Planning, Gag Rule, Planned Parenthood, Trump, Women's Health
Posted in Abortion Rights, Birth Control Humor, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Women’s Health News To Make You Gag (Limerick)
Thursday, May 17th, 2018
Headline: “Trump’s Nobel Prize talk may have been a bit hasty, North Korea makes clear”
Has Trump been outsmarted by Kim?
Or out-crazied? Out-acted-on-whim?
Donald NEEDS that Nobel.
He’s in hell! What’s that smell?
Desperation, as deal odds grow dim.
Tags: Kim Jong Un, Nobel Peace Prize, North Korea, President Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, North Korea, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Hey Donald, I Hear The Nobel Peace Prize Tastes Almost As Good As A Steak! (Limerick)
Tuesday, May 15th, 2018
Trump Tweet: “The so-called leaks coming out of the White House are a massive over exaggeration put out by the Fake News Media in order to make us look as bad as possible. With that being said, leakers are traitors and cowards, and we will find out who they are!”
Though he frequently rails about leaks,
When he ran Trump aired NO such critiques;
Once a WikiLeaks fan,
Now an anti-leak man.
He’s the target? Trump bellows and shrieks.
Tags: Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Election 2016, President Trump, White House Leaks, WikiLeaks
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump Trumped By Leaks (Limerick)
Thursday, May 10th, 2018
Matthew Miller: “Two days later, I still can’t get over how stupid Michael Cohen was using the same LLC he set up for porn star hush money to run his new consulting business.”
Michael Cohen –incompetent sleaze–
Doesn’t know how to use LLCs;
Merging hush money flow
With consulting firm dough?
It’s no wonder Feds caught him with ease!
Tags: Donald Trump, Michael Daniels, Stormy Daniels
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Michael Cohen — One Shell Of A Lawyer (Limerick)
Thursday, May 10th, 2018
Headline: “Giuliani Forced to Resign from His Law Firm”
Rudy’s law firm pays hush money too?
So said Rudy, a statement he’ll rue,
Cuz his law firm has dumped him;
They’re angry he lumped ’em
With Coh’n in a Trump-defense spew.
Tags: Donald Trump, Greenberg Traurig, Michael Cohen, Rudy Giuliani
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Rudy Giuliani, White House | Comments Off on Rudy Fired, But NOT By Trump (Limerick)
Monday, May 7th, 2018
Headline: “Hatch says it’s ‘ridiculous’ for McCain to block Trump from funeral”
Dear Senator Hatch, if McCain
Wants his funeral Trump-free, refrain
From poking your nose
In what the man chose.
It is hardly your place to complain.
Tags: John McCain, Orrin Hatch, Political Funeral, President Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, John McCain, Orrin Hatch, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Open Limerick To Orrin Hatch
Sunday, May 6th, 2018
Dear Trump, Rudy’s “help” you don’t need.
I don’t know why you ever agreed
To let the guy rep you.
At best he will schelp you
To prison with mind-blowing speed.
Tags: Criminal Law, Donald Trump, Impeachment, Legal Humor, President Trump, Robert Mueller, Rudy Giuliani
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Law Satire, Legal Limericks, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Rudy Giuliani, White House | Comments Off on Open Limerick To Donald Trump
Saturday, May 5th, 2018
Just imagine the sturm and the drama,
If a Dem such as Ex-Prez Obama
Retained someone to fix
All his problems with chicks.
How the GOP’d feast on such trauma!
But with Donald, who cares? No big deal!
From supporters there’s hardly a squeal.
Sleaze and lies do not matter;
No Trump-crime can shatter
Their faith, for the Donald’s THEIR heel.
Tags: Barack Obama, Donald Trump, GOP Hypocrisy, Republican Hypocrisy, Republican Hypocrites
Posted in Barack Obama, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Hypocrisy Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on A Limerick Ode To GOP Hypocrisy
Saturday, May 5th, 2018
It’s a shame that the Donald’s so needy;
Craving praise, he is compliment-greedy.
Staff and Secys must Suck-up.
They don’t? It’s a Fuck-up.
Kiss his ass, or depart? Yes, indeedy!
Tags: Donald Trump, President Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on What The Donald Needs, What He Really, Really Needs
Thursday, May 3rd, 2018
Jennifer Rubin: “I honestly see no reason for the daily press conference. If she lies it is pointless.”
Dear journos, explain: Why attend
Sanders’ pressers? She lies without end.
There is naught to be gained
From “info” that’s feigned.
Do your homework, make calls, phone a friend.
Tags: Donald Trump, Jennifer Rubin, Media Humor, Press Humor, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, White House Press
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Media Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Open Limerick To White House Press
Thursday, May 3rd, 2018
Updated Version After Michel Cohen Is Sentenced (December 2018)
Cohen once was a Donald Trump bagman,
A whitewash-each-Donald-Trump-shag-man,
Who’d shield him from blame
And protect his “good name.”
That assignment’s encountered a snag, man.
*************
Michael Cohen is mainly a bagman,
A whitewash-each-Donald-Trump-shag-man,
To shield Donald from blame
And protect his “good name.”
That assignment’s encountered a snag, man.
Tags: Bagman, Donald Trump, Hush Agreement, Hush Money, Michael Cohen, Non-Disclosure Humor, Stormy Daniels
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To Michael Cohen
Thursday, May 3rd, 2018
Headline: “Judge rules New York condo board may remove ‘Trump’ name”
Trump’s name on your building? Egad!
Once a status sign; now it’s just bad.
Folks who’ve sued for removal
Have gotten approval.
His brand’s an embarrassment. Sad!
Tags: Donald Trump, New York Condo, New Yorkers, President Trump, Trump Brand, Trump Brands, Trump Place
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Been Branded (Limerick)
Tuesday, May 1st, 2018
My advice for the Donald: “Forego
Mueller’s questions. Don’t go toe-to-toe.
Cuz deceit is on tap
When your sneering lips flap.
You will lie while you’re saying hello.”
Tags: Donald Trump, GOP Lies, Lies, President Trump, Robert Mueller, Special Counsel
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 3 Comments »
