McConnell Stop Trump Tariffs? Don’t Hold Your Breath (Limerick)
Headline: “Mitch McConnell: Trump’s Tariffs Are a ‘Slippery Slope’”
Donald’s tariffs? A “slippery slope,”
Says McConnell. But follow-through? Nope!
Though his warnings are dour,
He won’t use his power
To curb him; that coward can’t cope.
Tags: China, Mitch McConnell, Tariffs, Trade Limerick, Trade Wars
When jacking up tariffs so steeply,
The Chinese were hurt somewhat deeply,
And with fees of their own
Our farmers now moan,
And Wal-Mart can’t sell stuff so cheaply.