Dow Doldrums (Limerick)
“The market keeps dropping!” we sob.
And there’s no reassurance from Schwab.
We feel robbed and depressed
And impossibly stressed.
Here’s my message to Donald: Great job!
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Scott Pruitt has caused quite a fuss,
Thinking lobbyist perks are a plus,
Of working for Trump
But the ignorant chump
Is supposed to be working for us.
“Trade wars are easy to win,”
Said Trump with a smug little grin.
But the market declines,
On news of his lines,
Say this is just more of his spin.