Archive for December, 2017
Tuesday, December 26th, 2017
Trump’s attacking his OWN FBI.
And no one should have to ask why:
After decades of sinning,
Capped off by some winning,
His Reckoning Day appears nigh.
Tags: FBI Agents, FBI Limerick, Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, FBI Humor, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Trump On The Attack
Saturday, December 16th, 2017
Headline: “Donald Trump And GOP Leaders Could Be Enriched By Last Minute Tax Break Inserted Into Final Bill”
Corker’s tax “reform” “yes”-vote’s a blow!
So why did he switch it from “no?”
Mega real estate owners
(Like Corker) got boners
From a tax break that’s worth mega dough.
Tags: Bob Corker, Donald Trump, Fiscal Humor, GOP Humor, Income Tax, Paul Ryan, Republican Callousness, Tax Cuts, Tax Reform
Posted in Donald Trump, Economy Humor, Fiscal Policy, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Real Estate Humor, Republicans Humor, Tax & Budget Humor | Comments Off on Greed Trumps All (Limerick)
Saturday, December 16th, 2017
The tax “reform” process was stealthy,
And its impact’s acutely unhealthy.
The damage is clear;
We’ll lose ALL we hold dear,
As the rich become even more wealthy.
Tags: Donald Trump, Fiscal Humor, GOP Humor, Income Tax, Paul Ryan, Republican Callousness, Tax Cuts, Tax Reform
Posted in Donald Trump, Economy Humor, Fiscal Policy, GOP Humor, Paul Ryan, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Tax & Budget Humor, White House | Comments Off on The Great Tax “Reform” Con (Limerick)
Saturday, December 16th, 2017
Headline: “Roy Moore: ‘Battle Is Not Over’ in Senate Race”
The battle’s not over, says Moore.
All your calls to concede, I’ll ignore
The election was flawed.
I’m sure there was fraud.
So send money. Keep funding my war.
Tags: Alabama, Election Humor, Roy Moore
Posted in Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire | Comments Off on More BS From Moore (Limerick)
Sunday, December 10th, 2017
My latest limerick was inspired by this Politico headline: “Republicans step up defense of ‘not qualified’ judicial nominees.”
“Unqualified” judges? Who cares!?!
If the nominee’s attitude squares
With Republican stances,
Trump’s Court-choice advances.
He’s OUR guy, so NO splitting hairs!
Tags: ABA, American Bar Association, Bar Association, Donald Trump, Federal Bench, Judicial Nominees, Law Humor, Legal Satire, Senate Republicans
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Judiciary Satire, Law Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Who Needs Qualified Judges? (Limerick)
Friday, December 1st, 2017
While speaking, Trump zigzags alarmingly,
Though supporters might swear that it’s “charmingly.”
Is his brain missing sprockets?
’Tween topics he rockets:
Taxes, Kim, taxes, Kim — NOT disarmingly!
Here’s the Trump quote I’m referring to:
“Because these massive tax cuts will be rocket fuel … little rocket man, rocket fuel for the American economy. He is a sick puppy.”
Tags: Dementia, North Korea, Taxes, Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, North Korea, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Demented Trump (Limerick)
