Limerick Ode To Our Braggart-In-Chief
How sad that Trump’s sooooo insecure,
Such a braggart and bully and boor.
Some were hoping he’d grow
In the Oval, but no…
Though there’s MORE of the “man” to endure.
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Headline: “A pair of crises tests Trump’s presidential empathy”
Testing Trump’s empathy is like testing a jellyfish’s spine.
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Headline “Democrats Seek to Make Ryan a Villain”
Isn’t Ryan ALREADY a VILLAIN?
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Like Trump and his supporters, I too miss the good old days — days when somebody else (even Dubya) was occupying the Oval.
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“Trump: ‘Disgusting’ press able to write whatever it wants”
Me: Disgusting president able to say whatever he wants.
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How I long for the good old days when our policy of containment dealt with foreign enemies; NOT the threat who’s occupying the Oval!
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“Jimmy Carter offers to hold peace talks with Kim Jong Un”
How about holding peace talks with Trump/Corker or Trump/Tillerson?
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Since Trump’s so obsessed with size (Little Marco, Liddle Bob) from now on I’m calling him Tubby Trump.
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“Pence Walks Out of Game Over Anthem Protest”
Headline SHOULD Read: “Pence Wastes Taxpayers’ Dollars Staging Sham Walk-Out”
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Offended by birth control and gays? No problem!
Trump/Sessions Doctrine: Religious freedom means freedom to discriminate.
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Breaking News: “State Dept: Tillerson did not call Trump ‘moron'”
That’s factually true; he actually called him “fucking moron.”
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Headline: “Most Partisans Have Few Friends In Other Party”
Could it be all that stress from dealing with RELATIVES in other party?
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Tags: Donald Trump, Oval Office, President Trump, White House
We once had a house that was white,
Like a beacon it glowed in the night,
But it’s hit a great slump,
With this poseur called Trump,
Our White House has turned gray like a blight!