Donald and Rex (Parody Dialogue)
Parody Dialogue (I’m almost positive it never took place.)
TRUMP: You’re to hold an immediate press conference and announce that you NEVER called me a “moron.”
TILLERSON: “Never’s” a strong word.
TRUMP: And that of all 50 U.S. presidents, I’m the smartest.
TILLERSON: We’ve been through this before, sir: 50 states. 45 presidents. That’s why we call you “45.”
TRUMP: I know that!
TILLERSON: Anything else sir? Perhaps I should say you have a 180 IQ.
TRUMP: Good idea, but make it 200.
TILLERSON: I was being sarc…
TRUMP: In fact, make it an even 225.
TRUMP: (Turning to General Kelly) You see? Now THAT’S how you negotiate!
Tags: Donald Trump, Fucking Moron, Moron, Parody Dialogue, Rex Tillerson, Secretary of State, State Department
