Trump’s “Germaphobe” Defense (Limerick)

According to Trump, certain salacious sexual allegations about him couldn’t be true because he’s a “germaphobe.”

“Golden showers?” Who, me? There’s no way
I’d engage in such practice. Nyet! Nay!
Dodging germs would be tricky.
They’re sticky and icky–
Not as good a quick, sterile lay!

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2 Responses to “Trump’s “Germaphobe” Defense (Limerick)”

  1. In the bathrooms of some of his Towers,
    The guy we’ve elected to power’s
    Installed (we are told)
    Toilets made out of gold…
    So why wouldn’t he like Golden Showers?

  2. madkane says:

    Well done, Will!