Melania’s Plaint (Limerick)

Cyberbullying’s bad,” said Trump’s spouse.
“Kids are mean with the click of a mouse.
As First Lady, I’ll fight
To battle this blight.”
Hey lady, first clean your own house.

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2 Responses to “Melania’s Plaint (Limerick)”

  1. Neal Pattison says:

    Melania was not acting silly
    When she told the good women of Philly:
    “This slander must cease!
    My husband’s no beast …
    And after a few years you’ll find out how to put up with all his vulgar, self-centered shit, just like I have.”

  2. Neal Pattison says:

    Ummm. I might have busted that final line.