Never Judge A Bloke By His Mild-Mannered Cover! (Limerick)
Mike Pence is even worse on women’s health issues than I thought: As a Congressman, it was Pence who introduced the first bill to block Planned Parenthood funding. He even fathered the Republican habit of blocking essential bills and threatening government shutdowns over defunding Planned Parenthood. So it’s time for a limerick:
Trump’s a sexist, we rail and we fret,
But here’s something we’d best not forget:
Pence invented the scheme
V. Planned Parenthood. Scream
To the rafters: “Mike Pence is a threat!”
Tags: Abortion Rights, Birth Control, Campaign Satire, Election Humor, Feminist Limerick, Mike Pence, Planned Parenthood, Trump
