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Open Limerick To Chris Christie

Dear Chris, though you put up a fight,
Pence swiped that Veep slot. What a slight!
I am betting you’re mad.
If you weren’t a cad
I’d feel pity, instead of delight.

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2 Responses to “Open Limerick To Chris Christie”

  1. Bruce Niedt says:
    July 16, 2016 at 10:25 pm

    Chris Christie is miffed, just a smidge –
    Trump’s Veep pick sent him to the fridge.
    Don and Mike, when in Jersey,
    You might be at his mercy –
    Just try to cross over a bridge!

  2. Anthony McCarthy says:
    July 18, 2016 at 10:27 am

    I wonder if he forgot the Special Sauce when he was sent to pick up Trump’s MacDonald’s order that time.

    I’ve thought up a limerick, but it is so filthy that even I won’t publish it.