Trump’s Limerick Ode To Fake Diamond Cuff links

I was amused to learn that Trump has been duping friends with fake diamond cuff link gifts for years.

Fake cuff links — my favorite gift–
Very key to maintaining my thrift.
“They’re fine diamonds,” I say
When I give them away.
No one’s miffed; friends don’t know they’ve been stiffed.

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One Response to “Trump’s Limerick Ode To Fake Diamond Cuff links”

  1. Anthony McCarthy says:

    A kiss on the ass may be quite Trumpenental
    But zircons are that fool’s hind end