Donald Trump Boosts Pet Wallaby Sales? (Limerick)
According to this strange interview, Republican Kelly Maher, a political analyst, is so depressed by Donald Trump that she bought a pet wallaby for emotional support.
About Trump, Kelly’s very upset.
She’s so jumpy, she got a new pet
To help with her sadness
And wall off the madness.
Will a Wallaby help her not fret?
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Wallaby Humor