Donald “Really Rich!” Trump Wants “Corrupting” Cash
“I self-fund cuz I’m rich. Really rich!
I’m too rich to be bought!” was Trump’s pitch.
“Keep your money,” he said.
But that policy’s dead
In a typical Trump bait and switch.
Tags: Campaign Funds, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Donations, Election 2016, Election Humor, Fund Raising, Self-Fund
When I looked at your limerick on the Twitter feed column to the right and read the partially-visible first 3 lines, the last 2 lines formed in my head before I had a chance to see your complete verse. Here’s what resulted…
“I self-fund cuz I’m rich. Really rich!
I’m too rich to be bought!” was Trump’s pitch.
“Keep your money,” he said.
“But allow me instead
To have you as my personal bitch!”
(I think yours is much better; it hits the nail right on the head!)