Open Limerick To Ted Cruz
Dear Ted, if you’re trying to woo
Hoosiers’ fans, here is what NOT to do:
Call that “hoop” thing a “ring.”
(Also Carly can’t sing.)
Lots of luck with your GOP coup.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Carly Fiorina, Election Humor, Hoosiers, Indiana, Ted Cruz
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