Archive for April, 2016
Friday, April 29th, 2016
I can’t help wondering whether Bernie’s bound to lose his halo:
There are Dems who think Hill fans are dumb.
Seems she’s “evil” and “venal,” to some.
Here’s my question: When Bern
Does back Hill, will they spurn
“Sainted Bern” and demote him to scum?
Tags: Bernie Or Bust, Bernie Sanders, Campaign Satire, Election Humor, Hillary Clinton, Hillary Haters
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Thursday, April 28th, 2016
Dear Ted, if you’re trying to woo
Hoosiers’ fans, here is what NOT to do:
Call that “hoop” thing a “ring.”
(Also Carly can’t sing.)
Lots of luck with your GOP coup.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Carly Fiorina, Election Humor, Hoosiers, Indiana, Ted Cruz
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Thursday, April 28th, 2016
Can Carly help Teddy prevail?
His desp’rate Hail Mary will fail.
Though she’s brighter than Palin,
Ted’s ‘woman card’s’ ailin’.
(Are we SURE Carly isn’t a male?)
Tags: Campaign Satire, Carly Fiorina, Election Humor, Tedd Cruz
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Wednesday, April 27th, 2016
The Donald’s next goal on the stump:
Overcome the “no gravitas” hump
And appear presidential,
Which means it’s essential
To prove that The Donald ain’t Trump.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Drumpf, Election Humor
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Tuesday, April 26th, 2016
The Bernie or Bust meme’s akin
To ensuring a GOP win.
So who is the shill
For vows to spurn Hill?
Karl Rove… or duped Dems drunk on spin?
*****
I’m for Hill, you’ve sussed.
Vote for Bernie, if you must.
Nix “Bernie or Bust.”
Tags: Bernie Or Bust, Bernie Sanders, Campaign Satire, Election Humor, Hillary Clinton, Hillary Haters
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Monday, April 25th, 2016
Just imagine the horror if Cruz
Names Carly for VEEP. Pour the booze!
To see ’em’s to hate ’em
And long to berate ’em.
Even worse, each espouses foul views.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Carly Fiorina, Election 2016, Election Humor, GOP Humor, Ted Cruz
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Sunday, April 24th, 2016
A headline like this pretty much demands a limerick:
“Trump asks Kasich to change spelling of his name.”
Here’s The Donald’s big grievance today:
To Kasich’s last name, he says, “Nay!”
It’s spelled wrong, goes his schtick —
Looks like “itch,” and not “ick,”
Which means Kasich should change it, okay?
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, GOP Primary, John Kasich, Presidential Election
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Tuesday, April 19th, 2016
Prez Trump will be great! You know why?
His reason’s a bit hard to buy:
He will bring a “great team!”
Yet his team it would seem
Can not keep his plane reg’stered to fly.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Election Humor, GOP Humor, GOP Primary, Plane Registration, Trump
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Tuesday, April 19th, 2016
Dear Donald, you whine and seem thrown
By the delegate rules you’d disown.
Being prez is far worse;
More complex and perverse.
So moaning won’t cut it. You’re blown!
Tags: Campaign Satire, Delegate Selection Rules, Election Humor, GOP Humor, GOP Primary, Trump
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Sunday, April 17th, 2016
Trump again has been voicing a threat:
Change the rules till I like ’em or get
A convention that “rough.”
Doesn’t sound like a bluff:
Nominee not named “Trump” nets regret.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, GOP, Republican Convention, Republican National Convention
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Thursday, April 7th, 2016
Cruz was so thrilled by this headline, that he wrote Trump a limerick:
G.O.P. Donors, Eager to Defeat Donald Trump, Learn to Love Ted Cruz.
Dear Donald, I’m writing to say
You’ve a talent for making my day;
Cuz of you, the elite
Have embraced me — a feat
That’s far-fetched, without you in the fray.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, GOP Elite, Republican Donors, Republican Elite, Republican Primary, Ted Cruz
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Wednesday, April 6th, 2016
The word “loser’s” your favorite dig.
(Though for women, you’re fond of “fat pig.”)
So your spew upon losing
Wisconsin’s amusing:
A sore-loserish rant from a prig.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Presidential Election, Wisconsin, Wisconsin Primary
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Monday, April 4th, 2016
Headline of the Day: “Trump: Acting more presidential would be ‘boring as hell.'”
It’s boring to act presidential,
Says Trump, a complaint consequential.
Does that mean Donald’s plan
If elected (Oh man!)
Is to dodge obligations essential?
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor
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