Open Limerick To Bernie Sanders
This limerick was inspired by Bernie Sanders surrogates (like Susan Sarandon) who essentially tell folks NOT to support Hillary if she gets the nomination:
Dear Bernie, the time has now come
To disown and renounce any chum
Who with surrogate clout
Says: If Hill beats Bern out,
Vote for somebody else. She’s a bum.
(Here’s Charles Blow’s excellent video response to Sarandon’s comments.)
Tags: Bernie Sanders, Campaign Satire, Election Humor, Hillary Clinton, Susan Sarandon
I’m a big Bernie backer right now.
As a president I know he will wow.
But should he not get the nod.
I’m not a bleeding dumb clod.
Trump or Cruz must be sent down.