Who Knew Trump Could Write Limericks?
My supporters are peaceful and sweet.
It’s those protesters causing the heat.
So my fans should feel free
To throw punches. Their fee
For a lawyer’s on me. It’s my treat!
Tags: Campaign Satire, Demonstration Humor, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Protesters Limericks, Protestors Limerick, Trump
Ode/parody to Danny Boy for the Big Top Nomination 3/9/16 DCLEE
Title: Uncle Sammy Boy
Oh, Joy Oh Joy the candidates are brawling
like donkeys and elephants across the country side
the debates rage on with insults and name calling
tis who, tis who will win or step aside
then come ye back when summer’s in the meadow
and in the fall washed clean as white as snow
to lead us on in sunshine not in sorrow
Oh Boy, Oh Boy the media’s had quite a show
And when you come and all the people are sighing
feeling lassoed and lead and lead they may well be
to find your promises and rhetoric appalling
Trumped up to look like reality TV
Then I shall fear now that you tread in front of me
if all my days will easier, safer be
for you again will tell me not to worry
the American dream is still Ally Ally in free
Fun song parody lyrics, Don!