Yet another Trump Beef (Limerick)
No fake “Trump Steaks” at the debate! Whew!
To beef up his claim that Mitt lied
In alleging Trump’s meat bus’ness died,
Donald showed off a table
Of “Trump Steaks” whose label
Said “Bush Brothers.” Sounds cut and dried.
Yes the meats Trump displayed were all fakes–
Not his “Classic Collection” of steaks.
And trademark files show
That his trademark’s no mo’…
But Trump’s STILL selling oil of snakes.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Mitt Romney, Trump Steaks
