The State of the Republican Race (Limerick)
We’ve three Js in the race: Jeb, Jim, John.
(Bush and Gilmore and Kasich ain’t gone.)
Sleepy Ben, Grumpy Trump,
Cruz, and Marco still stump,
As the GOP con game drones on.
Tags: Ben Carson, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, GOP2016, Jeb Bush, Jim Gilmore, John Kasich, Marco Rubio, Ted Cruz
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Gilmore’s out — and no wonder.
It’s a pity that Governor Gilmore
Didn’t threaten to menace and kill more.
If Trump’s gonna run
As Attila the Hun,
Who’d vote for the Next Millard Fillmore?
When voting for the U.S. President
The White House’s very next resident
The answer is basic
Just vote for John Kasich
With this good advice I’m not hesitant.