Those Damn Emails! (Limerick)
I’m so sick of the news stories meant
To defame Mrs. Clinton with bent,
Sleazy headlines and lies
Told to make you surmise
That her emails were “secret” when sent.
Tags: Bias Humor, Campaign Satire, Classified Email, Election Humor, Hillary Clinton, Hillary Haters, Media Bias, Media Humor, Press Lies, Private Server, Sleazy Media
No matter what time they became
A secret, they still can defame.
It’s the fact they weren’t sent
From secure government
Computer accounts that’s a shame.
(I agree that the lying needs to stop, but she also needs to take some kind of responsibility for her actions and more genuinely acknowledge her lack of judgement in conducting government business on a private email account, something she knew was wrong or she wouldn’t have tried to cover it up by deleting her server. It reminds me of Nixon’s missing 18 minutes of tape. As a young lawyer, Hillary helped investigate Watergate, so it seems ironic that she is involved in a scandal of this type. I know I won’t be popular saying this, and I hope it doesn’t affect our friendship or your view of me. It’s just my opinion.)
Of course we can agree to disagree and still remain friends!
Thanks for your limerick and comments. I really do appreciate both!
Poor Hillary’s now in the stew
Over classified emails to WHO?
Because she has lied
She’s FB and eyed.
Which slammer the court will decide.