Trump Joins The Make-Believe War On Christians (Limerick)
Trump BS of the Day:
“Trump calls for Christian unity at Liberty U.
‘Other religions, frankly, they’re banding together,’ he says. ‘We have to unify.'”
Trump panders at Liberty U,
Says what “under siege” Christians should do:
“Band together” like other
Religions. Oh brother!
Trump just loves spewing statements untrue.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Pandering, Religion In Politics, Religious Limerick, War On Christians
Trump trumpets at Liberty U
Calls for Christians to gather and do
“Band together” like those others
Before they come for your mothers
Didn’t say this but would just to rile you!
Today at Liberty U
Trump called for Corinthians 2
Thought a joke he was bumbling
Rather than a portion a-stumbling
The only war on Christians this buffooneroo