Limerick Ode To Ted “Everyman” Cruz (Limerick)
Headline of the Day: “Ted Cruz Didn’t Report Goldman Sachs Loan in a Senate Race.”
“I’m a populist guy to the bone.
I got all that I have on my own.”
That’s the message Cruz flacks,
Leaving out Goldman Sachs
And that million-buck Senate-race loan.
Tags: Campaign Disclosure Rules, Campaign Satire, Election Humor, Goldman Sachs, Senate Campaign, Ted Cruz
