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About Those Polls (Limerick)

Four recent polls (3 in Iowa, 1 national) show Ben Carson ahead of Trump, prompting Trump to claim that polls with so many candidates aren’t very scientific.

Unless they show Trump ahead, of course.

When The Donald tops polls, they’re “terrific!”
He runs second? They’re “unscientific.”
Cuz when Trump’s on the stump,
Though his number’s might slump,
His ego-laced lines stay prolific.

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One Response to “About Those Polls (Limerick)”

  1. Mauigirl says:
    October 29, 2015 at 1:33 pm

    Well done. So true about Trump!