Open Limerick To Joe Biden
I’m so sick of these headlines: “Will he or won’t he? Biden still trying to decide.”
Look, I really like (and sympathize with) Joe Biden. But it’s time to shit or get off the pot.
Dear Joe, it is time to decide.
When you hedge, you help others divide
Our great party, which needs
To get out of the weeds
And ensure that a Dem does preside.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Election Humor, Joe Biden, Joe Biden Poem
Dear Joe, there is just no debate,
To be president isn’t your fate,
Though as VP you’re swell,
It’s time someone tell
‘s You you’re simply just two decades late.