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Open Limerick To “Licensing Clerks” Offended By Gay Marriage

Open Limerick To “Licensing Clerks” Offended By Gay Marriage
By Madeleine Begun Kane

You’re a county employee devout?
There’s a law your religion says, “Flout?”
Well, a licensing clerk
Just can’t shirk certain work.
License gay folks to wed … or get out!

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3 Responses to “Open Limerick To “Licensing Clerks” Offended By Gay Marriage”

  1. Anthony McCarthy says:
    July 1, 2015 at 8:32 am

    I thought, while I read this, that we really need a Nichols and May routine along the lines of their bargain funeral skit (you may still be able to see it on Youtube). I can imagine a whole long list of moral qualms for licensing clerks to base refusals to issue on. I’m religiously opposed to certifying elections of right-wing politicians. Who’s to say I’m not?

  2. madkane says:
    July 1, 2015 at 12:48 pm

    What a great idea! And I love that Nichols and May routine!

  3. craftygreenpoet says:
    July 5, 2015 at 4:04 am

    excellent!