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Limerick Ode To Phyllis Schlafly

Limerick Ode To Phyllis Schlafly
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Schlafly’s latest is nuts — no surprise!
But the GOP finds her so wise:
It seems gals will be left
Without husbands — bereft…
If we’re paid just as much as the guys.

This isn’t a joke: Phyllis Schlafly really wrote this in the Christian Post:

Suppose the pay gap between men and women were magically eliminated. If that happened, simple arithmetic suggests that half of women would be unable to find what they regard as a suitable mate.

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One Response to “Limerick Ode To Phyllis Schlafly”

  1. Bob Dinitto says:
    April 18, 2014 at 11:26 pm

    Phyllis Schlafly a postulate offers.
    Women are filling their coffers
    by marrying men,
    not by working with them.
    So the pay gap, in her mind, is proper!