Barack & Zach (Limerick)

Bill O’Reilly is outraged, once again, at Barack Obama. What is it this time? The president had the audacity to go where the twenty-somethings are, in order to plug the Affordable Care Act and HealthCare.gov; he gamely appeared on Funny Or Die’s “Between Two Ferns,” for an interview with Zach Galifianakis.

Barack & Zach
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Obama’s appearance with Zach
Has inspired O’Reilly’s attack:
A strong prez would not go
On a comedy show
To plug HealthCare.gov and just yak.

It seems Bill is a psychic. Oh my!
He’s an all-knowing, soothsaying guy,
Who swears Lincoln would never
Have gone on (not ever!!!)
A show done by Funny Or Die.

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4 Responses to “Barack & Zach (Limerick)”

  1. Fred Bortz says:

    I did it. I put Gallifanakis into a limerick!

    If Bill were to go on with Zack
    Just expect verbal judo attack
    For Gallifanakis
    To let him just yack is
    The way he’ll be proven a hack.

  2. Fred Bortz says:

    I did it. I put Gallifanakis into a limerick! And I didn’t see Bill Nothstine’s comment first.

    If O’Reilly would go on with Zach,
    Expect verbal jiu-jitsu attack.
    For Gallifanakis
    To let him just yack is
    The way to prove Bill is a hack.

  3. Frank Moraes says:

    Mad Kane, that’s the best coverage of the issue I’ve seen. And Fred Bortz, that rhyme is one for the ages…

  4. z. alexi says:

    We ignore O’Reilly’s room-temperature I.Q. in this town [his audience is those under 68]. Zach was disturbingly unprepared to interview Prez. 1st, Beyonce disrespectfully & unforgivably lip synchs at the Prez’ inaugural & now Zach thinks the birthers’ “Kenya” isn’t excruciatingly hackneyed [Simpleton Zach’s a genuine hack (dull, unimaginative, unfunny & trite. Pls wash.)].