Repellent Republicans (Limerick)
Repellent Republicans (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
“DC’s broken right through to the core,”
Yell Republican pols as they pore
Through old laws they’d repeal
(Who needs the New Deal?)
Determined to break it some more.
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DC is broken right to the core.
No more Roosevelts or Trumans to adore.
Republicans constantly are in a rush
It’s government they’ve set out to crush.
Their scam will backfire; that’ll settle the score.
En Pointe, as always, Madeleine!
McConnell’s a stupid old bore
Boehner’s a drunken old whore
Ted Cruz and Rand Paul
And the Tea-Baggers all
Need to be chased out of the door
The whole Party needs to be swept clean
Front and back and those in-between
The polls all are showing
The way the wind’s blowing
It’s Hillary in two-thousand sixteen
The Republican Family of Crime
Would begrudge a beggar a dime
For cash from a Koch Brother
They’d starve their own mother.
Spouting Bible quotes the whole time.
Good one, Rich in Reno!
The REPELICAN Party of Shame
Fucks the public and calls it a game
For the President’s Hide
Their Boener can’t hide
They are rapists in all but in name.
The REPELICAN Party of Shame
denies all of science and more is the shame –
for their corporate whoring
and welfare engorging
their masters demand more of the same.
The REPELICAN Party of Shame
Does nothing all day they can name!
They sit on their ass
Claim the bill will not pass
Unless in the CORPORATE Name!
The REPELICAN Party of Phuket
Insists the Republic must suck it
The Planet’s not warming
and they are not whoring
On ALEX’s Corporate Junket!
That REPELICAN Clan in DC
as everyone plainly can see
can not pull up their drawers
while those lustful old whores
Bare a Corporate Boener for thee!
That REPELICAN Father of Lies,
That Bircher, that Birther of Lies!
Let the economy fall
and then had a Ball!
So now there’ll be tears in their eyes!
That REPELICAN Party of Crime
Mad Whores on the Corporate Dime!
Knows no end of excess
While our Rights they Transgress
And Chief Roberts toes Their side of the Line!
Woops – the last line reads better as:
And Chief Roberts upholding their Line!
That REPELICAN Party of Crime
Mad Whores on the Corporate Dime!
Knows no end of excess
While our Rights they Transgress
With Chief Roberts upholding their Line!
The REPELICAN Party of Shame
Bears a Stain that No One will Name
That Stain is their Sin
and No One will Win
The Stain of their Double-Tongued Game
The REPELICAN Party of Whores
Cannot stand the light of out doors;
Unless of their sin,
With REPELICAN Spin,
They can Blame on some Other Whores!
editing last line:
They can Blame on some Other Mad Whores!
The REPELICAN Party of Lords
Are really no better than whores
Engorging their Koch
With Rovian Stroke
Whenever the Boener affords!
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Don’t tell me the party is over?
The REPELICAN Party Abuse
Is so completely fuking Obtuse
so Blatant, so Blunt, so unKind
so completely outrageously Blind
One is intended to scream: WHAT’S THE USE?
The proboscis of Priebus aside
Their perfidious pleas cannot hide.
For though it is big
their Lies stink like a pig.
Tis the price of bituminous high.
I cannot seem to stop . . .
XIII [edited]
The proboscis of Priebus aside
Their perfidious pleas cannot hide.
For though it is big
it is only a Fig.
There’s a price for bituminous high.
XIII
The Party of Perry cannot hide
that they are all pricks that abide
where Oil is King
and the Preachers do Sing
that Jefferson must be Denied.
That ALEC Corporatist Clan
has a really devious plan
to usurp all your rights
without even a fight –
Its an American Protesting Ban!
Repelican Limericks I say
Are a tremendous value today!
For with less than a dime
and but a brief rhyme
we can laugh their fey nay away!
The Repelican party of Thieves
Uncontent with the dropping of eves
Will steal grandmother’s meds
and Tiny Tims bed
and break everything else that they please!
The Repelican Party of Ghouls
Threats the public as no more than Fools
To whom they must Lie
And always Defy
As daily they Ply their Cruel Rule!
The Tea Potty Party of Patsies
That Pusillanimous Party of Nasties
makes DC unsure
of the Polity du Jour
Their Creation was really quite Hasty!
Do not think of the Citizen Kock
as some Phalic cum Socialized Stock!
For all they can Breed
is a Weedy Dead Seed!
The Pox is a Party of Hemlock!
The Problem ALEX.ian Businessmen
Their Bagman Repelican Partisans
Dare not to Confess
and Will Never Address:
All the LIES they have SOLD to Americans!
The Repelican Party of Maggots
So Eagerly Bursting their Gaskets
over groom wedding groom
that I must assume
They are Horrified Closeted Faggots!
XXII
The Repelican Party of Scumbags
The Odious Limpwristed Dishrags
Could not pass us a law
Without Parsing the Calls
Found among all
of their Devious Internet Hashtags!
XXIII
The Repelican Party Elite
Has made the passing of Laws such a Feat
that no one can Name
the name of the Game
when their game is not to get Beat!
XXIV
The Repelican Party of Losers
Ensconsed in the Pockets of Mizers
These ALEX.ian Whores
Cannot Hope to keep Score
For they are all Stumbling Bumbling Boozers!
XXV
The Repelican Party of Bandits
Those Closenit Culprits and Mitt-Twits!
Dispense their Pretense
With Malodorous Offense
Those Mentally Frostbitten NitWits!
XXVI
The Repelican Party Elite
For all of their Delinquent Deceit
For all of their Guile
And Climate Denial
Must soon reap an ugly defeat!
XXVII
The Repelican Party has Lied
They know, we know, they know they have lied
They know they must pay
For their play these long days
And thus do we say
The Repelican Party has Died!
I told myself I would stop, that I should not take over someone else’s blog comments, but I simply cannot resist – I cannot help myself and well, there it is . . .
XXXV
That Repelican Party of Pricks
Those Governors, Senators, Ricks
Claim single moms Breed
a Criminal Seed
and THAT is a really sick Shtick!
XL
That Repelican Party of Harlots
Should be Shot in their Gentrified Garments!
The Issue is Clear
As you may see Here:
Da House is Invaded by Varments!
XLII
The Repulsive Repelican Klan!
Down in Red States of Dixie they Stand
‘Gainst Voters Rights
Though no Fraud’s in Sight!
That’s just how it is in Repelican-stan!