Limerick Ode To Same Sex Marriage
Will Femia, over at MaddowBlog, has challenged us to a “good old-fashioned marriage equality limericking bee.” Here’s my contribution:
Limerick Ode To Same Sex Marriage
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Same sex couples are quick to endorse
The spread of gay marriage, of course.
But the happiest folks
Are THESE women and blokes:
Hungry lawyers who handle divorce.
Tags: Divorce, Gay Marriage, Homosexuality Satire, Lawyers, Legal Humor, Legal Satire, Maddowblog, Marriage Equality, Rachel Maddow, Will Femia
Right on. I can see gay divorce as the next growth industry.
Since you’re an att’y, your Esq limericks are always smashing [“always” is a superlative]…as is today’s same-sex marriage one, thanx heaps; should win MaddowBlog.
However, I missed your inventiveness on recent Trayvon Martin verdict:
If you’d rather shoot people than skeet,
And enjoy killing folks on the street,
But you don’t want to pay
Any price, come what may,
Then Florida’s (f)laws can’t be beat.
(f)laws~~just caught it while RE-reading. Scrumptious, bewitching, dazzling, striking, refined, stupefying, effulgent. That should do it.
When the M A Supremes lifted the ban,
On women getting hitched to women,
Then asked, Barney Frank,
All husbands then thank?
Oh darn it, I could’a had a man!