Goodbye Limerick For Michele Bachmann
Minnesota’s Michele Bachmann has decided not to seek a 5th Congressional term. So it’s time for a goodbye limerick:
Goodbye Limerick For Michele Bachmann
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Michele Bachmann, you’ll surely be missed.
You’ve provided such humor mill grist.
But we mockers are blessed
With a huge treasure chest
Of wingnuts at whom to get pissed.
Louie Gohmert is tops on that list.
Ted Cruz and Steve King still exist.
So we’ve fodder galore;
Finding humor’s no chore
With a party like yours in our midst.
Tags: House Satire, Louie Gohmert, Michele Bachmann, Republicans Humor, Steve King, Tea Party, Ted Cruz, Wingnuts
Well said. She sure was my favorite loonie from the right.
Bravo. Bravo.
Loved the “With a party like yours in our midst.”
Randy
In May 2013, Bill Maher held a mock contest between the “Nut-Jobs” & “Bat-Shits”~~8 Reps vying for U.S.’ most-obtuse official. Steve King, ex-judge (!) Gohmert + Joe Barton [TX], Steve Stockman [TX], Don Young [AK], Scott DesJarlais [TN], Paul Broun [GA]…
Att’y (!) Bachmann [evangelist’s Oral Rbts Law School] won at 61%, Gohmert’s #2 at 15%, King’s 8%! Ted Cruz [Senate~~not Hse of Reps] bagged [Tea-bagged] the write-in vote.
Perhaps she’s expecting clear sailin’
A TV career a la Palin,
Or the chance of indictment
Could the incitement
That’s really the cause of her bailin’.