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Mitch’s Knucklehead Pitch (Limerick)

I can only assume that when Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell looks in the mirror, he somehow sees a very youthful, attractive fellow. Otherwise he would surely avoid making this ageist, lookist, and sexist jab at Hillary Clinton:

“Finally, don’t tell me that Democrats are the party of the future when their presidential ticket for 2016 is shaping up to look like a rerun of the ‘Golden Girls,’” McConnell said in his morning address to CPAC, drawing laughter and applause.

Mitch’s Knucklehead Pitch (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Someone ought to inform Leader Mitch
Of his party’s new “lure women” pitch:
Saying Hillary C-run
Is Golden Girls rerun
Most likely won’t tempt us to switch.

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2 Responses to “Mitch’s Knucklehead Pitch (Limerick)”

  1. Tumblewords says:
    March 25, 2013 at 4:01 pm

    Home run! These dudes are clueless. Baseless would be a good thing.

  2. madkane says:
    April 2, 2013 at 5:09 pm

    Thanks so much Tumblewords! :)