The Right To Bear Arms … And Eat Cheap Pizza (Limerick)
I won’t be visiting Jay Laze’s pizza place any time soon:
A Virginia Beach pizza shop owner is showing his support for firearm rights by giving gun owners a 15 percent discount.
The discount is given to anyone who brings a gun or concealed handgun permit to All Around Pizzas and Deli.
The Right To Bear Arms … And Eat Cheap Pizza (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
This news from Virginia’s alarming,
Although some may consider it charming:
Bring your gun to Jay’s shop.
Watch your pizza price drop.
I do NOT find this fellow disarming.
Tags: All Around Pizzas And Deli, Assault Weapons, Firearms, Food Humor, Gun Control, Gun Humor, Gun Laws, Gun Lobby, Gun Violence, Guns, Jay Laze, National Rifle Association, NRA, Pizza Discount, Second Amendment, U.S. Constitution, Virginia, Virginia Beach
Mad, a perfect Bulls eye!!
And frightening! Would you like your pizza with, or without violence?
What would good ol’ Jay do if someone walked in with his gun, and not only demanded a discount on his pizza, but all the money in the cash drawer too?
I’m sure Jay has his own gun to discourage any thievery. A sovereign able to defend his self, as it should be.
At first they used pellets of led
Then air rifles – safer for the head?
That was in High School
When bein’ in a club was the rule
Now the guys keep pistols under the bed!
They believe it is within their right
To not fear ‘beasties’ in the night
Where does it stop –
With a broom and a mop
Behind bars, once the bullet’s met it’s site
So far most weaponry is concealed
Unlike states like AZ and Tex – where it’s real
And quite OK to spend the day
Packing heat in every which way
Some gal’s even like the comfortable feel
As it is said locks are for the honest folk
If you’ve no gun, with a knife you can polk
Does it matter what’s the threat
If overpopulation’s space isn’t met?
Either way statistics play – they’re a joke!
(c) JP/davh
Our gun-loving Congressional reps~~who spit on civilized weapons laws [which should’ve been enacted on Nov. 23, 1963]~~need to be defeated or undergo lobotomies. Look at other democracies with 1/500th of our murder rate. “The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.”~~Will Rogers. If humorists & essayists kept Palin from gaining nat’l office, everyone owes these people all of their cash.
Jules, nice job with that multi-verse limerick! And thanks everyone for your interesting comments!