“Midlife Crisis” FLOTUS-Style (Limerick)
Michelle Obama addressed the burning question of her bangs on the Rachael Ray Show:
“This is my midlife crisis, the bangs. I couldn’t get a sports car,” she told Ray about the inspiration for her trendy new look. “They won’t let me bungee jump. So instead, I cut my bangs.”
“Midlife Crisis” FLOTUS-Style (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
“How dare you get bangs,” they harangue.
Michelle laughs at the Sturm and the Drang:
Bungee jumping was out.
So’s a sports car, no doubt.
So she changed up her “do” with a bang.
Tags: Bungee Jumping Humor, Fashion Police, FLOTUS Humor, Hair Humor, Media Humor, Michelle Obama, Michelle's Bangs, Midlife Crisis, Rachael Ray, Sexist Humor, Sturm Und Drang, Subtle Sexism
ha…they wont let me bungee jump…
oh the things we amuse ourselves with as if it is news…smiles…
Nancy Reagan, “To adore and to simper”,
Babs Bush, sheilded Poppy and Chimpster,
But while Laura went all Stepford
No Ros’lind, no, nor Bet’ Ford
Michelle goes with Bangs, never whimper.
So funny, and so sad at the same time. She’s fascinating and people want to talk about her hair.
Something’s gotta give…
good poem!
Great fun!
Mad, Love that ending line! :-)
Thanks everyone for your kind words and thanks Anthony for your verse!