That’s ONE Dick Gone (Limerick)
The housecleaning over at Fox News didn’t stop with Sarah Palin: Dick Morris has been cast out, as well.
That’s ONE Dick Gone (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Say goodbye to the Dick Morris snarl.
Dick (like Palin) can no longer gnarl
All his poisonous spews,
Perched at Fox Cable News.
But alas, Fox is still keeping Karl.
Tags: Dick Morris, Fox News, Karl Rove, Media Humor, Political Commentator, Sarah Palin
At FOX News we all know how it goes
Right wing hate not yet in its death throes
Palin to Kucinich
Do not fall for the switch
Dick’s just like Morris still fill their shows
Dick Morris, he late of FOX “News”
And hookers, News Max and toe-chews,
He’ll slither away,
to more lying for pay,
No, not so much slither as ooze.
Dick Morris, a political whore
Won’t appear on Fox News anymore
This duplicitous Dick
With his tired Clinton shtick
Even Roger Ailes now seems to bore
Little Dick’s pronounced predilections
For the making of absurd predictions
While grifting for dough
Meant that he had to go
So he’ll live on “historical fictions.”
But you right-wingers, do not despair!
Your Little Dick’s going nowhere
For those who’re wise
Know, sure as the sunrise
He’ll score him some wing-nut welfare.
So don’t cry for Dick, Argentina
This two-face, backstabbing hyena
For it’s no matter that
He’s cast out on his prat
He’ll land like a bloomin’ ballerina.
History proves beyond doubt
That Republicans always make out
George Will, Newt Gingrich,
Bill Crystal; all are rich
And their ignorance they proudly flout.
Thanks everyone for your fun verse!