Limerick Ode To Wayne LaPierre
The NRA’s Executive Vice President Wayne LaPierre has a grand solution to incidents like the Newtown massacre: Station armed guards at every school in the country. Sane people aren’t buying it.
Limerick Ode To Wayne LaPierre
By Madeleine Begun Kane
The NRA’s Wayne LaPierre
Is busy pretending to care
About kids who are dead
And the lives that were shred.
But his sole goal is one we can’t bear.
Tags: Gun Control, Gun Laws, Gun Lobby, Gun Violence, Guns, National Rifle Association, Newtown Connecticut School Shootings, NRA, Sandy Hook, Second Amendment, U.S. Constitution, Wayne LaPierre
The NRA’s Wayne LaPierre
A school teacher’s worst nightmare
Says guns will stop killing
If only we’re all willing
To carry loaded weapons everywhere.
I wonder who’s gonna be paying for all them there armed staff, and their training, not to mention insurance…and lawsuits when someone accidentally shoots a student, that Mr Pee-air is wantin’? Raise taxes?
Is what NRA needed to gain
Not a man with a soul nor a brain?
But a slick prostitute
Who can raise lots of loot
Could his name not be LaPierre, Wayne?
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