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Limerick Ode To Scott Brown

Dear Scott Brown: When trying to sell yourself in Massachusetts as a moderate independent, it’s best not to name Antonin Scalia as your favorite U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Methinks you made Elizabeth Warren’s day.

Limerick Ode To Scott Brown
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Dear Scott Brown, seems your cover’s been blown:
Your favorite Justice is known
As Extremist Supreme.
You named Nino! Your scheme
To sound moderate’s naught but a drone.

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2 Responses to “Limerick Ode To Scott Brown”

  1. John Sardo says:
    October 3, 2012 at 4:38 pm

    When Brown in debate praised Scalia
    He was victimized by onomatopoeia
    The audience sounded boos
    Is hoping Brown will lose
    And in November be saying “I’ll see ya.”

    Oh Mitt it just isn’t enough
    To act like a Mafia tough
    You gotta have smarts
    In political arts
    Or voters your efforts will rebuff.

    Onomatopoeia!!! Oh,well, it does rhyme with Scalia. Sorta.

  2. madkane says:
    October 9, 2012 at 1:11 am

    Thanks for your verse, John! :)