Limerick Ode To Ill-Tempered Romney

According to the New York Times, Mitt Romney is memorizing debate “zingers” which, he hopes, will goad Obama into churlishness or smugness.

Mitt’s also practicing “composure,” which strikes me as a good idea, in light of Romney’s apparent anger management problem. On the other hand, perhaps Romney is just a spoiled-brat CEO, who can’t quite break his corporate temper-tantrum habit.

In any event, I’m looking forward to Romney losing his cool at this Wednesday’s presidential debate.

Limerick Ode To Ill-Tempered Romney
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Does Romney have trouble with rage,
If a questioner’s not on his page?
When he’s challenged, his voice
Gets an edge that ain’t choice.
This should kill on the prez debate stage.

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3 Responses to “Limerick Ode To Ill-Tempered Romney”

  1. Hansi says:

    I can’t wait for the debates. Reality TV at it’s best…or worst.

  2. @Hansi – Yeah! Forget live blogging: live limericking!

    You know, MadKane, America would be better informed if they just read your limericks rather than watching the nightly news.

  3. madkane says:

    LOL! You’re too funny, Frankly!
    Me too, Hansi!