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Limerick Ode To Mitt “How Dare You Call Me CEO!” Romney

Anyone who’s ever been a corporate lawyer (and I confess that that includes me) knows that corporations take SEC filings very seriously. So if someone (ie., Mitt Romney) is designated as Bain’s “CEO,” “President,” “Chairman of the Board,” and “sole stockholder,” he can’t disclaim responsibility. In other words, either Romney’s lying now, or several Bain documents are deceptive, if not fraudulent.

Limerick Ode To Mitt “How Dare You Call Me CEO!” Romney
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Romney’s goal to be president’s fraught.
In Bain’s titular web he’s been caught:
Says Mitt, “chief exec”
Has no meaning. Then heck,
Being POTUS must also mean naught.

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3 Responses to “Limerick Ode To Mitt “How Dare You Call Me CEO!” Romney”

  1. Bob Dvorak says:
    July 13, 2012 at 9:32 pm

    Excellent!

  2. errol nimbly says:
    July 14, 2012 at 12:24 pm

    I second that ‘Excellent’!

  3. madkane says:
    July 16, 2012 at 3:17 am

    Thanks so much Bob and Errol!