Limerick Ode To Embedless Newt

Newt Gingrich is going to be very lonely on the campaign trail: He just lost his last two embedded print reporters.

Limerick Ode To Embedless Newt
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Poor Gingrich, his embeds have fled.
Print journos won’t follow his tread.
Those so-called “elites”
Have found far better beats.
Were he prez he’d say, “Off with their head.”

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