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Mitt’s Campaign Heats Up (Limerick)

If I must see bare-chested Republican politicians, I definitely prefer Mitt Romney over Newt.

Mitt’s Campaign Heats Up (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Is Romney a hottie? Darn tootin’!
His bare-chested pics have folks rootin’.
Are his people at peace
With this photo release?
I’m betting his team copied Putin.

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4 Responses to “Mitt’s Campaign Heats Up (Limerick)”

  1. Steve Bates says:
    March 15, 2012 at 11:35 am

    Your rhyme scheme reminds me of an old extended pun/joke (you can make up the story from the punch line) about the terrorist who was a “Haifa-lootin’, Putin-shootin’, son of a nun from Barcelona, part-time plowboy Joe.”

    Fortunately for me, Stella likes her men-folk a bit rougher cut than Mitt. (If I had any doubts about that, I have only to look at her ex; he’s as bearded and rough-looking as I am.) Stella would probably call Mitt a “pretty boy.” De gustibus, and all that…

  2. madkane says:
    March 20, 2012 at 3:17 am

    LOL! Thanks for your fun comments, Steve!

  3. Donna Maria Alexander says:
    March 26, 2012 at 5:57 am

    HEHEHE! I love your political poems. I find these guys make for great poetry too! I added you to my blogroll.

  4. madkane says:
    March 26, 2012 at 2:59 pm

    Thanks, Donna. I’ll check out your blog.