What Romney Wants, What He Really, Really Wants (Limerick)
What Romney Wants, What He Really, Really Wants (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Mitt Romney would love all this over:
Nomination sewn up, in like clover,
All primed for a fight
To be Prez with the right
To ride Limo One topped with Rover.
Tags: Animal Abuse, Campaign Humor, Election Satire, First Dog, First Limo, Mitt Romney, Presidential State Car, Seamus Romney
Can’t resist this topic! And there are SO many things that rhyme with the poor pup, we must reply in rhyme.
Republicans surely can’t blame us
and as fans, humane org.s can sure claim us–
though it’s been many years,
we still raise loud jeers
re: that nightmare road-trip for poor Seamus.
Superb! I linked this one from my site!
I suppose that cleaning the presidential limo has always been a sh*t detail…
(Not my best, but I’ve fiddled with it enough…)
Mitt Romney, the bane of our blogs,
May wear magic droors ‘neath his togs,
But that limo of Mitt’s…
Well if that ain’t the s**ts!
(Well, actually, no, that’s the dog’s.)
– SB the YDS
Or here’s another one:
What Mitt has got under his trousers
May garner “Huzzah’s,” even “Wowser’s,”
But the DS, in sooth
Best expresses the truth;
Whose opinion is that? Why, that’s Bowser’s!
– SB the YDS
Fun limericks, Sally and Steve! And thanks for linking to me, Steve!
Maybe it would be Karl Rover this time on top of Prez Mitt’s Limo One.
LOL!