What Romney Wants, What He Really, Really Wants (Limerick)

What Romney Wants, What He Really, Really Wants (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Mitt Romney would love all this over:
Nomination sewn up, in like clover,
All primed for a fight
To be Prez with the right
To ride Limo One topped with Rover.

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7 Responses to “What Romney Wants, What He Really, Really Wants (Limerick)”

  1. Sally Campbell says:

    Can’t resist this topic! And there are SO many things that rhyme with the poor pup, we must reply in rhyme.
    Republicans surely can’t blame us
    and as fans, humane org.s can sure claim us–
    though it’s been many years,
    we still raise loud jeers
    re: that nightmare road-trip for poor Seamus.

  2. Steve Bates says:

    Superb! I linked this one from my site!

    I suppose that cleaning the presidential limo has always been a sh*t detail…

  3. Steve Bates says:

    (Not my best, but I’ve fiddled with it enough…)

    Mitt Romney, the bane of our blogs,
    May wear magic droors ‘neath his togs,
    But that limo of Mitt’s…
    Well if that ain’t the s**ts!
    (Well, actually, no, that’s the dog’s.)

    – SB the YDS

  4. Steve Bates says:

    Or here’s another one:

    What Mitt has got under his trousers
    May garner “Huzzah’s,” even “Wowser’s,”
    But the DS, in sooth
    Best expresses the truth;
    Whose opinion is that? Why, that’s Bowser’s!

    – SB the YDS

  5. madkane says:

    Fun limericks, Sally and Steve! And thanks for linking to me, Steve!

  6. The Oracle says:

    Maybe it would be Karl Rover this time on top of Prez Mitt’s Limo One.